worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

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aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

I wish there was a way for this to happen… I’ve tried before and people just look at me weird, and shrug and sadly say “okay,” or they get alllll up in my face like “OH MY GOSH WHATS GOING ON, TELL ME EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH I WON’T HELP YOU AT ALL AND ILL JUST JUDGE YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE.” Maybe we should wear signs or something.

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